Mezcal
with the worm - forget it! What about mezcal with a scorpion?
Another one of our
distinguishing features is that any of our range of quality
mezcals can come with a scorpion. Yes, mezcal with
a real scorpion in the bottle and it doesnt only taste
good but also makes a great novelty gift. What's more, for
the Zodiac faithfulls out there, you could buy a bottle for
yourself or for a fellow Scorpio.
Most mezcals have
a worm and "the Guys" think that they are real macho
eating the worm. Are you macho enough to eat a scorpion?
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Worms
or scorpions with your mezcal, Sir?
One asks, Why a
scorpion in the mezcal? Where did that idea come from? Well,
Doug has been known to enjoy his mezcal from time to time.
We can only assume that is how he had the crazy idea of putting
a scorpion in the mezcal instead of the traditional worm.
Doug says, "It's time to separate the men from the boys".
This kind of tough, tropical, spicey-firey approach is part
of our philosophy and we aim to deliver this excitement and
fire in the product itself. To become a believer just try
eating the scorpion.
Our customers have
made the following comments about the scorpion. We do not
endorse these views and will respond to them here:
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Customer:
"It puts hair on your
chest".
Doug: "Hmmm?
I wonder if it might work for my receding hair line...?"
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C:
"It's hallucinogenic".
D: "We
recommend to this enthusiast not to drink so much in
the future."
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C:
"It's an aphrodisiac".
D: "Probably
just an over-sexed customer, but hmmm…I wonder
if it could replace viagra?"
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C:
"It's disgusting!"
D: "Gee
wiz, it's just one of Mother Natures' little creatures,
What's the big deal? Chill out!!!" |
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